The Day The World Turned Vegan by Nasty Nigel

The Day The World Turned Vegan

On the day the world turned vegan
All the butchers shut their shops
And the sheep began to gambol
And no one ate lamb chops

So the bikies burned their leather
And the cowboys sold their suede
Then the Lord Mayor said, “It’s Vegan Day”
And led a big parade

All the lyrebirds were singing
And the swans began to swoon
The chickens all clucked happily
And the cows were over the moon

The turkeys were thanks giving
It all seemed like a dream
It was au revoir to abatoirs
And bonjour soya beans

Goodbye to chargrilled octopus
Farewell to Peking Duck
So long to ribs and sausages
And all their greasy muck

Arrivederci ol’ Macdonalds
Sayonara Hungry Jacks
Say “c’est la vie” to KFC
No more chicken nugget packs

No more livers ground for pate
No more kidneys pushed in pie
No more little fish to sautee
No more bigger fish to fry

Then the whalers broke their harpoons
Seal hunters crushed their clubs
And it was eggplant parmagiana day
In hotels, bars and pubs

On the day the world turned vegan
All the hunters learned tai chi
And the fishermen went sailing
And had vichyssoise for tea

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About Mari McNifique

Astrologer, counsellor, kinesiologist and social worker View all posts by Mari McNifique

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